I asked myself, “why on earth are the Mets wrapping up their
spring by going to Montreal and playing Toronto for two games?” It makes no
sense. Then as the date drew closer without “Drew” arriving it dawned on
me and the answer appeared right before my very eyes-like a burning bush, a UFO whizzing by in the sky.
What is it you ask? It’s a sublime and truly mad genius solution that only a military-minded
GM and homesick SS could conceive.
The return of the "Professor."
That's right Jose Reyes is coming back.
How? He defecting.
Of course Toronto GM Anthony Anthopoulos will cry foul, but guess what? He’ll have to take the Mets to court to get Reyes back, and by the time that happens all or most of 2014 will be in the books. As for MLB? Ha! Bud will turn a blind eye for his buddy Fred and probably cite some kind of, “we need a winner in NY ‘for the good of the game ‘clause.” Also, don’t forget Bud kinda owes Sandy one for solving the Mets “problem”.
This is why when asked about the SS “situation” Sandy calmly
replied, “what situation?” That's because that ole wily SOB knew! By that time the plan was already in place-Jose was coming
back.
The whole Wilmer Flores at SS experiment is a smokescreen, a diversion to keep
people from thinking the impossible. You have hand it to Sandy, he’s played his
cards close to the vest on this one, even keeping loudmouthed Jeff Wilpon
silent, TC as well. But you know I wonder if they even know. It’s possible this
operation is purely Sandy-Jose in nature.
All for the best I say because the less who
know the better. In fact I don’t think it will be announced right away. All the
better to surprise the opposition. Won’t Blue Jays manager John Gibbons be
shocked when he has to rip up his opening day line-up card after seeing Reyes
announced at Citi Field to a raucous standing ovation. Also, what better place to
pull a stunt like this than right in front of the home town faithful.
In case you think I've lost it. Ask yourself-what about Jose’s miraculous recovery from his latest
hamstring strain? Earlier in the week there was talk of a DL stint and now he’s
penciled in to start at SS for the Jays Friday night? Come on people wake up and smell the coffee, read the tea leaves folks,
he had to make the trip otherwise the defection couldn’t have taken place.
Crazy all right
Crazy like a freakin’ fox!
And we can offer Jose asylum when he gets here - insane asylum. Drs. Wilpon, Alderson and Collin have the keys to the loonie bin as we all know.
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ReplyDeleteWorks at New York City Department of Education
What a pointless post. -__-
archboldjohn (signed in using yahoo)
ReplyDeleteI COULD ONLY WISH!!!!!!!!!
I'd sure like to structure a mid-season trade for Reyes and R.A. Dickey...
ReplyDeleteGive them d'Arnaud, Tejada, Dice K and DeGrom...Plawecki will be ready by mid season. We will see he is a hitting machine as the season unfolds
Deletethrow in Fred's condo
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