A common technique among debating clubs in high schools and
colleges is to assign people to adopt the opposite side of what they truly
believe. It’s done to help them
differentiate between their emotions and beliefs vs. the debating tools to help
build cogent arguments and prepare counterpoints to your opponent’s
points. Let’s try this exercise and see
how well it works.
Reasons to Keep Terry Collins Managing the Mets
He’s loyal to a fault.
His players respect him because no matter how they perform
on the field, they know he’s supporting them and will insert them into the
lineup regardless of what they do night after night. He realizes that even if a slump lasts for 5-6 months, the
only way to get them going again is to play them.
He Respects Veteran Leadership
He knows that playing baseball is more than simply hitting,
pitching, fielding, baserunning and throwing.
There are things that can only be gleaned from years of having played
the game, picking up on the nuances of the other team and knowing all of the
unwritten rules of the game. Rookies can
best learn by observing the veterans demonstrate their craft from a comfy spot
on the bench where they can converse among the coaches and fellow players to
analyze what the seasoned players are doing and why they’re doing it.
He Knows How to Ride the Hot Hand
When it comes to bullpen management, everyone knows that it’s
at best a crap shoot from year to year in terms of how the pitchers will perform. When someone does demonstrate some modicum of
success, Terry Collins will use that pitcher day after day until he’s no longer
effective. Then he moves onto the next
hot hand. Since the reliever may only
face 3-6 batters at a time, there’s no undue strain on his arm because, as we
all know, warm up pitches don’t take any toll on the muscles.
But He Also Knows Hot Streaks Are Not Sustainable
That’s why when you have a player who does well for 3-4
games in row, a month or even most of the season, that’s no reason to commit to
the player actually being in the lineup.
He could go cold any moment and the best way to test that theory is to
bench him while he’s hot and see if he can recover from it. If he can, then maybe he’s got a chance. If not, then how does he ever expect to
develop a rhythm? He can do that best by
devoting 100% of his energy into watching the pitchers and learning, instead of simultaneously having to worry
about swinging the bat.
He Makes Younger Players Earn Their Stripes
He doesn’t take a rookie or young veteran and insert him in
the upper part of the batting order where he might either crumble under
pressure or risk offending some of the veterans. No, he steadfastly has them bat 8th
in the order where they’re assured of getting very few good pitches to
hit. If a player can pass that test
after 1 or 2 days, then he might need some more time on the bench to reflect on
what he’s done and so as not to get a swelled head. It generally takes 2 months or more before
considering that whatever he’s doing isn’t a short term hot streak or genuine
ability. There’s nothing to be gained by
risking offensive success too soon.
He Gets His Players to Man-Up
When a player has some kind of injury or illness that doesn’t
require hospitalization or surgery, he instills in the players a sense of duty
and camaraderie. Real men don’t let
their teammates down by staying out of the lineup! Rub some dirt on it and get back in the
game. Players have the off season to
rest and recover from their injuries.
During the summer they’re getting paid to play and play they shall.
He Toes the Company Line
He’s a loyal soldier.
He knows how to convey the vision of his bosses. He takes the fall for their failed decision
making. When Sandy Alderson or Jeff
Wilpon shout jump, he replies with a salute and a smiling, “How high, Sir?” You just can’t buy that kind of loyalty. Some people wouldn’t do that for a million
dollars. For slightly more than a
million per year, perhaps…
He Unites His Team
In fact, when he was manager of the then California Angels
he got them to make the unprecedented move of all 25 men in unison rallying together to approach the
GM directly about…umm…maybe that’s not a good example.
He’s a Proven Winner
Look at his track record.
Everywhere he goes, he…oh, wait, that’s not gonna fly either, is it?
Maybe I’m not cut out for this debating stuff after
all.
Nice try, Hoss...
ReplyDeleteReese
ReplyDeleteI agree with Mack
nice try
There really is only one reason to keep Collins.
If Alderson continues on as GM, Collins may be the only manager that would put up with it.
unless of course Alderson wants to save money and look for a younger/cheaper alternative
Well, my satire wasn't intentional. I really did start out to try to understand why the man has supporters. Then I just couldn't help myself :)
ReplyDeleteI knew there were reasons I loved Terry and could never quite figure out why.
ReplyDeleteHe is playing the kiddie corps now. I heard it happened when he went home one night, prayed for guidance, put on the radio, and heard Mott the Hoople singing "All the Young Dudes".
For you literalists out there, he didn't really do that, I just made that up. But it is a pleasure to see the kids turned loose. I'd like to see more of them play over the last 21 games. Geezers can rest up for 2015.
Don't give up your day job to become a debater, Reese. You'd be the Tejada of the group. ;)
ReplyDeleteBill,
ReplyDeleteWhile the intent initially was to try to take the topic seriously, there is precious little on the positive side of the agenda. Consequently the satire evolved naturally.
Reese
On another positive note, he has not uttered any of these phrases/words yet:
ReplyDelete"The Champagne will be sweeter when we clinch";
"We battled";
"gangsta";