4/27/09

Ollie: Suggestion... Run Into The Wall




Hey Ollie, I know you read this every day (sic)...


Here's my idea...

Go out to the outfield during practice today and make believe you are shagging a fly ball.


Run at 75% into the wall with your non-pitching arm.


Fall down and start screaming.


The Mets will send you to the Doc and they can then put you on the 15-day DL with something like a sore shoulder.


Go down to Traditions for 2 weeks and work on your pitching.


Get the Mets to then set up 3 rehab dates, two for Lucy and one for the B-Mets.


Then, get on a plane and be back in the rotation June 1st.

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