Hey, I got a
great idea.
Why don’t
the Mets trade IF Jordany “There Isn’t A Routine
Grounder I Can’t Turn Into a Highlight Film” Valdespin to the team Ozzie Guillen manages?
Can you
think of a better team than these two? Forget Bonnie and Clyde… these guys
would put Al Capone and Machine
Gun Kelly to shame.
Everybody
has tried to get ‘Spin’ to grow up. Wally Backman has
talked to him. Carlos Beltran talked to him
before leaving town. Tim Teufel’s been talking
to him for years.
Word is Colin Powell is up next, followed by Kofi Annam of the United Nations.
It doesn’t
matter that the team doesn’t need another infielder. Just put him on third and
tell that ex-shortstop there to go catch, or something.
And there
has to be some white bread, goody-two-shoes second rate prospect in their organization
they could send the Mets. You know, someone that makes curfew, turns the phone
off… yeah… one of those guys.
“Yeah”, my
wife just yelled out. “But, don’t the Mets need him now that Redturn went down?”
Nah. Leave David Wright at short, move Daniel
Murphy to third, move Vinnie Rottino to
second, and bring up Val Pascucchi. He could
double as a backstop.
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