THE WHEELS ARE STARTING TO FALL OFF by Tom Brennan
Time to call up Dilson Herrera - oh wait, we just traded him. Maybe we can rush Amed Rosario - oh wait, he just pulled a hammy and is on the DL.
The team is also suffering Chronic Bullpen Fatigue Syndrome due to Collins Acute Overuse Syndrome (CAUSE) and the inability of starting pitchers to pitch enough to contact to go an extra inning into ballgames. So the Bullpen Wheel is coming off the Metsmobile.