The Alternate Universe: Mariners at Mets 7-17-20
By metstradamus | July 18, 2020 1:25 am
Even in a successful season, God laughs at us.
So last night, and I mean late last night, I get a DM from my good friend @ThereItIsJake and all it says is “we’re done”. Jake complains about managers a lot, but generally he’s an optimist. So when I see a message from him just saying “we’re done”, first thing I think is “uh-oh, who’s hurt?” Thankfully it wasn’t that bad. But I go to Twitter’s main page and I see Kris Bryant trending. And I’m wondering why the hell Kris Bryant is trending on Twitter at 3:30 in the morning. Did he quit to join the circus? Did he call somebody a puta on Instagram? Did he dissolve Bryzzo?
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