Question: What do you do for a living?
Alderson: I’m the general manager of the New York Mets.
Question: What does your spouse do?
Alderson: Actually, my wife’s sitting right behind me.
Question: What do you do in your free time?
Alderson: Well, now I’m looking for a shortstop.
The courtroom burst into laughter. (Alderson emphasized that he meant his remark as a joke.)